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I got in to work today at seven. As I pulled in, the cute boy was pulling in the spot opposite me. He walked behind me to the door. As I opened it, my mind (which is STUPID) thought that keeping level the cd ('s nutz) that I was carrying was more important than carrying my tea level, and I dumped a nice healthy splash on my pants (thank goodness they're black), and he noticed and said something.

MY LIFE IS A SITCOM.

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I've misplaced a pair of jeans. And they were misplaced before I went camping.

How does one lose JEANS?

I think I'm missing something else too, but I can't remember what it was . . . I'm missing the cable that goes from my scanner to the computer, as well.

If you see any of these items, please email me. Thank you.

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At Rutgers somewhere there was a "clever" list titled something like "Why Engineers Have All the Fun", or something similarly cheesy, and it was a list of all the dirty-sounding engineering terms. Like "member".

Today I'm filling out a Test Pit Log, and I have described a certain soil as "moist and loose."

I'll keep you updated on any further developments.