the boot truck

[littlewashu]

Sweet! The Boot Truck's going to be here tomorrow! You know what that means? That means I get a pair of 8" steel-toed boots up to a $90 value for FREE and YOU DON'T!

Aw, don't feel bad.

Comments

[calamityjon.livejournal.com]

Actually, you know why I don't feel bad? Because even though I don't get anything free from the Boot Truck, I do in fact get it ALL taken care of by the Booty Truck. The Booty Truck is backin' up to my hizouse as we speak, matter of fact. There's lots free booty, and it's ALL in my size. And that's just in the afternoon delivery, we also have it coming around every morning, noon and night. Plus, it stays on call all-night-long! Wooo! Put your hands in the air, people! Wave em like you just don't care! And now let's hear it from the lay-deez in the balcony! That's right, I said Lay-deez! (yeah!) Lay-deez! (yeah) You wanna roll my Mercedes? Turn around, stick it out, even white boys got to shout! Wooo!

...

I'm a fucking idiot.

But at least it was cool to see the angry head of Steve Austin sing a few lines of Baby Got Back ...

[snowman.livejournal.com]

Now I feel bad, 'cause I'm pretty sure the Booty Truck doesn't have anything in my size, if you know what I mean, heh heh.