the boot truck

[littlewashu]

Sweet! The Boot Truck's going to be here tomorrow! You know what that means? That means I get a pair of 8" steel-toed boots up to a $90 value for FREE and YOU DON'T!

Aw, don't feel bad.

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[qed.livejournal.com]

Actually, I also get free shoes. Except they're really dorky looking brown loafers. They do have steel toes, and also anti-static soles. So I'm not quite as cool as Kerry, but I'm still pretty damn cool...

[calamityjon.livejournal.com]

How does that work? (And I don't feel bad. They don't have them in my size, anyway)

[littlewashu.livejournal.com]

Sure they do! Are you kiddin'? These are Railroaders we're talking about outfitting here. They come in all SORTS of sizes, most of them big.

Actually, they probably won't have any in MY size, seein' as how I'm a girl and all, and there are very very few girl railroaders.

[calamityjon.livejournal.com]

Actually, you know why I don't feel bad? Because even though I don't get anything free from the Boot Truck, I do in fact get it ALL taken care of by the Booty Truck. The Booty Truck is backin' up to my hizouse as we speak, matter of fact. There's lots free booty, and it's ALL in my size. And that's just in the afternoon delivery, we also have it coming around every morning, noon and night. Plus, it stays on call all-night-long! Wooo! Put your hands in the air, people! Wave em like you just don't care! And now let's hear it from the lay-deez in the balcony! That's right, I said Lay-deez! (yeah!) Lay-deez! (yeah) You wanna roll my Mercedes? Turn around, stick it out, even white boys got to shout! Wooo!

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I'm a fucking idiot.

But at least it was cool to see the angry head of Steve Austin sing a few lines of Baby Got Back ...

[snowman.livejournal.com]

Now I feel bad, 'cause I'm pretty sure the Booty Truck doesn't have anything in my size, if you know what I mean, heh heh.

[manningkrull.livejournal.com]

>> Aw, don't feel bad. <<

I always feel BAD.

[youn4755.livejournal.com]

i got a free pair of sneakers once. valued probably at $23. i still have them and if you's like to trade, i'm all for it. syke!

[slickninja.livejournal.com]

Hmm let's see...get free boots and work at a job I hate, or...not get free boots and not work at a job I hate.

Uh, I don't feel bad.