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[littlewashu]

This morning I had to warm up my car ahead of time. What a shame. I've been complaining about the heat for ages now, though, so I guess I can't say anything.

But DUDE this morning? Because of all the 8 Mile commercials I saw yesterday? I had a dream that I was at this graduation party for someone and it was at this big warehousey thing and not very cool, and then Eminem shows up with Christina Agulera (sp? oh yeah I don't CARE), whom I think maybe he was banging, that slut, and some other dude who was maybe famous. And I was all OMG [somebody let me know when they suspect that I'm using that term sincerely, because I think I might be getting there] because everyone else at the party was lame and I didn't want them to scare him away. So I was working it and trying to seem cool and funny and clever and I was cursing myself for not wearing clothes that made me look hot, but man, by the end of the night/dream I think I almost had him, folks.

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[slickninja.livejournal.com]

I don't mean to brag or anything, but you know, *I've* touched Eminem's SHOE.

OMG!!!!!!!!!

[prettykate.livejournal.com]

I saw that warehouse video that Christina Aguleria (sp? oh wait, I don't care either) , and it looked SO much like the Britney Spears one, you know, where she is in that sweaty warehouse? I thought at this point she would try to be different... maybe be sweaty somehwere else!

[king-kai.livejournal.com]

but why would you want him?

[counterfeitfake.livejournal.com]

He's got this unintelligent look to his face that girls seem to go crazy for.

[littlewashu.livejournal.com]

Because he's really hot. AND a future Oscar-winner.

[king-kai.livejournal.com]

marshall don't got shit on me, though. i, too, give an oscar-worthy performance portraying myself in the story of my own life. but i do it every single day & for FREE. with no one filming it but undercover agents. and i don't make people watch millions of commercials for it.

it's just dedication to the craft.

OMG

[counterfeitfake.livejournal.com]

Yeah, look out for that. That's how "hella" weaseled its way into my vocabulary, and it took months of careful self-censorship to relegate it back to my tongue-in-cheek arsenal.