Actually, you know why I don't feel bad? Because even though I don't get anything free from the Boot Truck, I do in fact get it ALL taken care of by the Booty Truck. The Booty Truck is backin' up to my hizouse as we speak, matter of fact. There's lots free booty, and it's ALL in my size. And that's just in the afternoon delivery, we also have it coming around every morning, noon and night. Plus, it stays on call all-night-long! Wooo! Put your hands in the air, people! Wave em like you just don't care! And now let's hear it from the lay-deez in the balcony! That's right, I said Lay-deez! (yeah!) Lay-deez! (yeah) You wanna roll my Mercedes? Turn around, stick it out, even white boys got to shout! Wooo!
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I'm a fucking idiot.
But at least it was cool to see the angry head of Steve Austin sing a few lines of Baby Got Back ...
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timeasmymeasure
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Date: 2001-07-12 02:27 pm (UTC)...
I'm a fucking idiot.
But at least it was cool to see the angry head of Steve Austin sing a few lines of Baby Got Back ...