My mom rules

[littlewashu]

Here's an excerpt from an email I just received from my mom. She had told me this story already, but it was great to be able to read it again:

When we called you from Rochester, did we tell you about our getting on the
police blotter page of the newspaper? Sean lost his keys at Sean L's.
There was a party - oh excuse me, just some friends hanging out - while his
mother was away. Our Sean stayed overnight and when he got up the next
morning to come home he couldn't find his keys. After looking all day, he
finally told us at suppertime. The next night while he is at the computer
at 2:00 in the morning he sees someone in his car. He flashed the backdoor
light but the person stayed in the car. We called the police and Sean knew
the kid when he got out of the car - it was one of the "sketchy" kids at the
party. The kid was so wasted he could hardly walk to the police car.
Trouble is, we only got the car keys back. The front door now has a new
lock and we have a key for you.

Comments

[king-kai.livejournal.com]

those damn 'sketchy' kids always ruin everything.

[grapenut.livejournal.com]

>>There was a party - oh excuse me, just some friends hanging out...

dude, mom sarcasm rules. i can toooodally hear my mom saying that.

ok

[(Anonymous)]

new keys for everybody! weeeeeeee! so, why do you have lj_maintenance as a friend? do you hang out w/ them in the livejournal janitors room? do you? becuase all it ever is, is one guy saying the whole thing will be down for about 2 seconds, our bad. and then 900 people respond w/ comments and suggestions about how if he does this and that he could get it down to 1.7 seconds of "downtime." i say, move lj_maintenance to your "enemies" list.

sean

Re: ok

[littlewashu.livejournal.com]

I say, shut yer piehole. I like reading about things I don't understand. And people who complain to NO END about something that is FREE.

The masses astound me.