I believe I said that

The other night I was hanging out with Mitch, and out of the blue he says "do a Beavis and Butthead impression." And at first I refuse, because -- dude, a Beavis and Butthead impression? Totally lame! Mitch says yes of course it's lame, but no one is here, and I say you are here! So finally he convinces me to do it (who doesn't love a challenge, after all?) and I say "which one, Beavis or Butthead?" and he says "um, the one with the black shirt" and I say "Butthead?" and he says "yeah, I don't want some fucking 'Cornholio' bullshit" and then I proceed to tell him about the first time I saw that episode and how it was THE FUNNIEST THING I HAD EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE but that that was only because it was three in the morning in my parents' house, and I had to keep the TV turned down super-low so I could barely hear what he was saying, and I couldn't figure out what he was talking about because I had turned in halfway through the episode, AND I couldn't laugh loudly, and things always get funnier and funnier when you can't laugh at them.

So he rolls his eyes at my stupid story and then I say "okay okay" and I gather myself, and after a while I finally say . . . "ah-huh huh huh." AND IT WAS THE BEST BUTTHEAD IMPRESSION YOU HAVE EVER HEARD. I was so impressed with myself, I kept doing it over and over again. I even said "huh huh, huh huh, shut up, Beavis." It was awesome. I probably won't do it for you if you ask, because doing Beavis and Butthead impressions is, like, so ten years ago, but man, I am freaking excellent at it, I'll tell you what.